Arsehole

I can't remember the last time I had it in me to write 2 posts in one week, I've always been quite an emotional writer; and there's so much going on in my head right now I feel it's either this or getting sent to Arkham. Come on, they can't handle me and the Joker at the same time. Please, bear with me as I didn't get a single second of sleep last night - but a lot of SC2 Co-Op wins -, nor a lot during the past couple of days - damn you, Minecraft -. Oh, yeah, the arsehole from the tile? Me. Shocking! Specially after last post, believe you me, I bloody know. Oh, yeah, I'm also terribly upset at myself, be warned.

Like, well, me.

The Way I Am

Greetings! I know, you've missed me, I get it. Let's get on with it.

I was meaning to start this post saying that 2019 had been one of the toughest years of my life, and, don't get me wrong, it certainly has. However, a lot of recent events have made me realise that it might actually end up being quite a decent one. Yes, a lot of rubbish happened. I mean, The Big Bang Theory (sniff) and Game of Thrones (yay) ended; Arsenal didn't win any silverware - this hurts too much -, and my last relationship ended. I spent almost 5 months without working because I, and I quote myself, "didn't feel like it". Depression? Maybe. I did spend a lot of that time playing videogames and hitting the gym, though; so I'm gonna call it a win cause at least now I'm not that fat, and Darth Zids has a gorgeous stronghold in SWTOR. Oh! And my Pokemon Go team rocks.

Random pic.

Red Flags

Hello, amazing people of the internet! Welcome to my 2nd post of the #SingleAF series! Special news today! The blog address slightly changed, hope it's not an issue for anyone, everything should be working fine, but, if not, please let me know.

Gosh, I am going to get so much heat for this post I almost want to leave it as a draft for good. But no, not this time, this one deserves to be published. My fellow men need this, sorry lassies, this post is not targeted at you. However, it might just be helpful for everyone.

Oh, there's a wee bit of cussing - just a few words - in this post, be warned!

Warning!

Vikings: Hell

Greetings, fellow Vikings! In this episode, a character dies, a smaller character dies too, a fan-favourite goes MIA, we get a huge battle, something unexpected happens and a truth is revealed. Fun. Yeah, this might be the one episode in the second part of Season 5 I've actually enjoyed. Let's get on with it!

Oh, right. Spoilers up to and including Episode 15 (Hell) of Season 5 of Vikings ahead!


Sightings of God have been reported!

Vikigs: The Lost Moment

Greetings, fellow vikings! By Odin, spoilers ahead!

We're back with more Ivar Madness!

Vikings: A New God

Hello, fellow readers! After almost 2 years - my bad -, it's time for another Vikings review! As, usual, there will be spoilers up to and including Season 5 Episode 13: A New God, so don't keep going if you are not yet up-to-date!

God Ivar, the Boneless?

Numb

I've heard it all before. I know. "She's in a better place." And, "This is all a part of a master plan." "Life is but a dream". I got it. I got it!!! It all basically says that it's a natural part of life. I guess we should just accept it, right? That's it? I get it. Here's the thing. It's all just bullshit because she's never going to bloody hug me again. We'll never wink at each other when we're doing something naughty. God didn't have a special plan for her, she was in a car accident. That's all.

Hell of a movie...

The Twitter Bio

Today I'm here to talk about a small, albeit rather important, part of being the public face of a business or brand: Your Twitter Bio. After all, people will link what you say with your company, whether you're the CEO, a tech guy or the social media manager. This isn't a bad thing, however, don't feel like you need to change, it's your personal Twitter account, after all. But, you can always improve.

She's Gaga, she doesn't need a bio.

The First Job

I never thought I'd end up in an office. Waking up at the same time every day, going to the same place, doing the same things, getting back home, rinse and repeat. The soft noise of the AC for 8 hours each day, the same people, the same conversations... If you ask me, or rather if you had asked me a year ago, that's a recipe for disaster. Actually, I still believe it is. It's definitely not meant for everyone. I dread the thought of being stuck in a box for the rest of my life, in exchange for a paycheck every fortnight. Well, at least I got paid every fortnight.

Lessons

Listen to your elder's advice. I hope there was a way I would've learned that one sooner, but life's never that simple.


Game of Thrones - The Spoils of War

Isn't it fun that Spoils of War was the first time in a long time someone could actually SPOIL an episode for you? After a cyberattack on HBO, the fourth episode of the season was leaked to multiple torrents sites. Big fan of GoT as I am, couldn't wait to watch it, so I did. In fact, that's the only reason I'm publishing this review SO early.


Game of Thrones: Dragonstone - A Late Review

Dragonstone
Well, that took a while! That applies to how long it took me to came back to my blog, how long it took for GoT Season 7 to start and how long it took me to write this review after the episode aired. Don't get old, guys, you get slow.

Spoilers ahead!